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This shit is bananas. - w4m 20yr (Eastpointe, 48021 , Macomb County)Okay, seriously though, people looking for one of the many cumdumpsters of One night stand, please turn elsewhere. Actually READ the whole thing. That would be helpful for the both of us. Don't flag me because you're grouchy, religious, or you're a jealous whore angry that someone is smarter then you. I mean really, why so serious? If you're actually stupid enough to e-mail me without reading this all the way through, you're an absolute dumbshit. Hence why this is at the beginning. :D Pretty basic. I'm a bbw. I didn't know you could be one night affair married AND beautiful, but apparently you can... 5'6", curvy, long brown hair, hazel eyes, large breasted, just looking for help. Help being the key word. Or was that breasted? Anyway...The rose garden is dead and the gardener is coming to collect his share , so any help in getting this garden growing would be fantastic. I'm about four hundred short of a bouquet, so anyone catching onto this analogy and is willing to help any bit, that would be amazing. I'm just looking for a help. Not boarding, not a sugar daddy, not a boyfriend, not an ongoing relationship, just help. No offense to people who want any of that... I take what I can get . To be honest, I don't care about how "good of a time' you can offer me. If we get along, great. I am willing to travel. I cannot host. For the most part I'm pretty normal, creative and fun. I'm not insane. lol. Pictures get mine. I'm not going to talk to a box of text, no picture means you're getting deleted, I will not respond to just a phone number nor am I passing out mine like candy, I will laugh at and delete one liners and anything that doesn't sound english, and again, thanks a million. And just so I know you've read this all the way through and you aren't an idiot, make your subject line "hats for sale". I will DELETE you if you don't have a picture, and if you don't have a picture, have a good fucking explanation or you're going to the trash. Don't ask me if I want your info. That's a given. If you're going to bother responding, then do it properly. Otherwise I'll call you a dumbass or just ignore you. If we have an understanding and you're as smart as I hope you are, throw an e-mail my way. Let's talk. :D
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Looking to chat with open minded moms or girls. If we click maybe we can meet up. ;) I'm a nurse at a big hospital around Boston so yes I'm very real one night stand please say hi! ;)
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Hi I am in Boston, Staying at a hotel neer Logan airport. I am from Camden Tennessee. Its a small town . So Im a small town girl with big town desires. Im bi sexual, but have only been with a woman twice. I would like to meet a like minded one night affair married who like myself is just looking for a weeks worth of fun. Lets go out, You can show me how these dam subways work. And I can buy you lunch. i want to go shopping. I want to see the bar where they filmed Cheers. And I want to eat some pussy. Im not desperate or a slut. and im not going to jump into bed with the first girl who says hello. One line responses will be deleted.. Replies from men will be deleted. Replies witthout a clear picture that shows your face and body style will be deleted. Pictures of your pussy will be ignored.
Simple! - w4m ) 24yr (Eastpointe, Michigan )
Looking for someone cool to have fun with. I'm a black female, in Garland.. I like to party in Addison mostly, but I'll definitely go anywhere. The heat is kicking my butt! I'm looking for a good looking guy around my age that may want to go get a few drinks a night this week or this weekend and see where it leads. I'm open one-night stands very sexual and I'm pretty good at making ppl feel comfortable. Def 420 friendly and mostly attracted to white/hispanic guys. Let's have some fun. I'm real, its Sunday night 7/18 :) Send my a pic, I have a few too!
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STOP everything now one night satnd hookup take notice of a very naughty princess. I am the prettiest Latina that you will ever meet on cl. Not to step on any toes ... but I am like super model status and that is rare to find online. I AM ALSO A NYMPHO THAT LUVS TO PHUK MORE THAN THE AVERAGE Man or woman. Lets get freaky and NASTY right now! Start by sending me a foto and telephone number if you wanna hookup tonite. No back and forth emails at all send a # and thats it!-
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looking for fun - w4m 23yr (Eastpointe, 48021, MI )hello! :) So ideally you should read ALL this... if the majority apply to you, then message me. Realize that I will be going thru tons of messages, so if you add a picture of you... and downstairs, those get replies from me, be it a yes or no... I will be polite enough to reply since you were polite enough to attach a picture. I am looking for a guy that is not shy, that wouldnt mind another guy watching... so you gotta be a tad freaky. If you are bi... then awesome, but not required. As long as you dont mind putting a show with me and not getting all shy then we should be cool. You should at least be alright looking, im not asking for no brad pitt.. since its unrealistic, but if you are cute, that would be great. You are also a bit dominant, can take one night stand but also let me take control at times :) You should be polite, can hold a conversation, I am hoping for more than a one night thing, hoping for a repeated booty call. You ideally have a place to play, no, I dont care for married guys or guys with gf's that "might find out" because Im tired of women trying to kick my ass cause I slept with their man. I prefer men that are larger in their lower parts. I am what some might call a size queen... So recap in case you didnt read. you are polite, respectful, alright looking, can host, with a good downstairs part, willing to let someone else watch. capish? :) and you will send both face and downstair pics to get a quick reply from me. Oh and I am hispanic, 5'2 and 200 pounds! :) so you gotta like the meat! I will be on yahoo to chat with whoever i find interesting. thanks! and I am looking for several guys.
live in the sun, love one night stand the moon - w4w 23yr (Eastpointe, Michigan )
I'm a 23 year-old female from the Quincy area. I'm looking for a one night thing, not a relationship. Just some kissing, cuddling, touching, hopefully on one of the local beaches. If we have a good connection, we could do more. I'm kind of game for anything. :) I would like to meet at a public place so we can chat first. I'm down to earth, pretty easy-going, pretty-pretty :) I'm 5'3", 125lbs., brown hair and eyes. Send me an email with a picture if you're interested in getting together and I'll respond with one back. I'm looking forward to having a little fun, soon! Please, sincere emails only.
